At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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