I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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