He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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