Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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