We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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