No subtext here. People are naked.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Randomize
