So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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