Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
oh god the rape fog is back!
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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