you would pick up someone in the library
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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