dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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