How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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