i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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