Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
