As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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