He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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