check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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