I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
