i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
why do cheetos always look like penises
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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