I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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