How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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