If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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