bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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