Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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