the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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