Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I came so hard my ears popped.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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