If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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