oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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