fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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