We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Found your dick twin last night
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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