That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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