erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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