I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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