If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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