I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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