my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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