UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
that is very illegal...i love you.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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