just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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