You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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