sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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