Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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