ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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