If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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