you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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