im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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