waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Text me some of your sweat
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