Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Farmville is her only friend.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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