im gay
i know
yea but for you.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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