just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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