I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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