Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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