i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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