a search helicopter?!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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