This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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