I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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