You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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