Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
