What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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